ODT Watch | Issue 23

ODT Watch | Issue 23

This week, ODT Watch presents a cow themed issue. A string of seemingly unrelated cow-based events happened over the last week. In true Ancient Aliens style we present the sinister links that really tie these events together.  

The first event in our narrative of intrigue, a seemingly innocuous barnyard scene

We don’t know whether the cow and its secret society brethren were then punished by their own kind, extra-dimensional beings, or the ‘Government’, what we do know is the tragic aftermath 

 

Even the ODT sensed something was wrong

 

Of course the ODT was bribed not to report the “Vote Lee Vandervis” slogan cut into the cattle.

In response the cow secret society C.O.W. (Committee for Omnivore Welfare) has clearly militarised. The seemingly innocent concern of this Canterbury farmer belies the darker evidence of high tech bovine cloaking systems.

 

To communicate to us your own sightings of the invisible cows or those that hunt them, go to the third floor of the central library and tape your report to the underside of the desk in the north-east corner. Make sure you aren’t followed. 

This article first appeared in Issue 23, 2016.
Posted 1:39pm Saturday 17th September 2016 by Charlie O’Mannin and Connor Seddon.