Rugby? Rugby. Rugby! Chiefs v Highlanders, pt3
Second half. Will the Chiefs open up and run riot? or will the Landers slog back into it.
Bad start for the locals, Chiefs penalty out in front.
One Ball slots it, Chiefs 21 - 9 Landers
Noakes goes for a long shot penalty, but it is off to the right. Long shot Noakes is what we call him around here. Bring on Mike Delany, that's what GUs says
SMW jsut threw a punch and it is all on. If the touchie saw it, he should be off.
SBW totally lost his shit. Got to go ... ? Maybe, Refs are having a chat
Cruden just squirted Cruden with a water bottle. Cute.
Ref gave them a serious talking to, but he's staying on. Whatever they said to Sonny, he is really pissed off. Liam tried to calm him down and he shrugged him off
Landers crash over the line, Ref goes up stairs. SBW is still sweating bullets, Allah u Akbar Sonny.
Hore gets it, WELCOME TO THE HORE HOUSE BITCHES
Noakes misses, just not his night. Someone buy that man a snickers (Betty White reference)
Sam Cane on for Thompson (for the Chiefs, in case you were wondering. But you should know about Sam by now, he's an AB)
SBW creates something, ball spills, Gear nearly gets away with it down the field, called back for the knock on. Chiefs scrum, 10m out
Free kick Chiefs. They take the scrum, Hore gets lippy as they're setting it down. Chiefs get a penalty, One Ball will kick for goal from the 22m.
One Ball Misses it. Which in rugby means that the score stays the same.
Mike Delany is on, we might start getting some kicks.
Robbie R into a huge gap, great kick over the top, but landers manage to recover it.
Scrum to the Chiefs, 5m out. I feel like I keep saying that.
SBW, drinks water. Human after all.
Drunk obnoxious woman that is supporting the chiefs is , well, drunk and obnoxious. And fucking loud. Some poor bastard is married to her.
Exponents are playing. Wagon Wheel is gone. DJ is really testing the limits of his playlist.
Mexican wave attempt gets interupted by a great pop pass to Cruden.
Chiefs have been camped on the Landers line for a while now. But again, they repel the attack and gain the penalty. Delany bangs out an average kick to the Landers 10m line.
Delany straight up butchers catching the high ball. He actually fended it away with his forearms. It's not gladiators Mike.
Side to Side to side to side, you've got to feel sorry for the landers wingers. They never get the ball at pace, and never have any space to run into.
Poi E cranking after Thompson spills it forward and the players went a culturally sensitive rest.
Chiefs scrum, 5m out from the sideline, 15m out.
Chiefs make a great break led by RR, kicks ahead, Delany butchers it, Chiefs bowl over the line, Ref goes to the TMO.
Ref does not give the try, held up over the line. The cocky chiefs have to come trotting back from the half way line for the 5m scrum.
18 min to play, and Usher is cranking. More monkey club than rugby.
Landers infringe at the lineout (Thompson, naughty). Easy kick One Ball.
24 - 14 to the Chiefs. If they're going to win, can they just score some fucking awesome tries please.
SBW just takes it a step too far, fucks up, tries to offload behind himself, Landers get the ball back.
THIS HOW I ROLL ANIMAL PRINT PANTS OUT OF CONTROL. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY, LOOK AT THAT BODY.
I'M SEXY AS I KNOW IT: As Tamiti Ellison limps off the field with a serious looking lower leg injury. Buxton onto Fullback. Hours of entertainment that man.
Gus likes it when he lets the ball bounce, and know one knows where it's going.
Another penalty to the Chiefs, kickable for one ball. 12min to play. Landers need to turn this around quickly. But they won't.
One Ball slots it, 14-27 chiefs
9min to go, the landers are still trying at least, but there just aint any support when they break the chiefs line.
Tameifuna slams into a Lander without any arms, heading up towards his head. escapes punishment. Is taken off straight away by the managment, and he sticks it up the crowd as he leaves.
Fantastic passage for the landers finished off by Gear with a bashed over try, near the posts. some great quick switching ball there. Why haven't they played like that all night.
Kick Mike is good, and it is 21 - 27 to the chiefs, with 4 mins to play. Game on Chiefs.
AND THE DJ DROPS SOME SKRILLEX
Defensive bomb by the landers gets messily recovered, they have got to score a try somehow.
they're going to have to counter attack. Delany and Gear are keen to lead the charge.
Ref gives a bullshit penalty to the chiefs with the landers hot on attack, not game over, but making it harder and harder. Chiefs kick deep, if they recover they just need to hold the ball.
OH FUCK ME!!@ the landers claim the lineout, but the ref calls them for lifting early and gives the chiefs a scrum, 40 sec to play
Landers twist the scrum, and claim the ball back. Hooter sounds and time is up. Is it possible? Probably not. Prove me wrong landers. Prove me wrong.
Landers are ogingh to run from their own 12m they have to be crazy here
Fuck Buxton looks funny when he runs
the landers till have it. 2min past time.
they're making meters, just past the chiefs 10m line
landers going backwars with the ball
chiefs turn it over and bang it out. Game over, Chiefs take the win.