Rugby? Rugby. Rugby! Chiefs v Highlanders, p2
apparently the captain of the Chiefs is a guy called Craig Clark, who knew?
Highlanders on their way out, to those sweet sweet bagpipes. Wait, he just missed a note. What a shit cunt.
Game time. Yeah Rugby.
Landers recover the kick off and go side to side looking for a gap. Rucks 30m out.
Lost it, van Chiefs.
SBW waltzes into a massive gap left by the landers front row. An easy off load and Nanai-Williams dots down for the easiest try you'll see all year. nil 5 Chiefs
Cruden slots it. nil 7
Thompson recovers the kick off, Landers with a scrum on the Chiefs 22m, after A Smith ran into the ref.
Massive bomb from Noakes, achieves nothing, claimed 5m out. Landers have a good charge up, but bailed out. Chiefs lineout, 12m out from their line.
Penalty to the Landers, against SBW for not rolling away. Noakes from , I'm going to say, 45meters out, right to left.
Low, and left, Chiefs run it back.
Penalty Landers again, Noakes gets another shot. This time from 8m out. Me thinks he might get it.
He gets it, 3 - 7 chiefs
Terrible take by the Landers, everyone leaves it, Chiefs ball on the 22m
Knock on in there somewhere. Chiefs scrum, 12m out from the Landers line. Penalty Chiefs, 20m out. Easy one for one ball
One ball slots it. We wonder wether they gave him a prosthetic ball when they took his original one, or if his sack is lopsided. These are the big questions.
One Ball puts it out on the full. Landers lineout 35m out
Amazing oportunity for Hosea! Aaron chiped over, Hosea attempted to throw to the ball to himself to get it over the line. Scrum 5m out
Penalty 5m out, right on the line though. Ballsy Jamie goes for the lineout, 5m out for the Landers
Maul goes sideways, ruck 10m out
Really need to come away with some points from this
Huge fuck up. idiots. gave up playing to appeal to the Ref . Ref didnt' give a shit. Penalty to the Chiefs.
Great passage from the landers,
Landers seem to lack creativity, it's just hitting it up, hoping for a one off break, but when the get it, there is no support.
However, they get the penalty right out in front. Noakes will slot this for 6 -10 Chiefs
Shitty bit of ball handling by the chiefs, but they keep it.
huge goosey from One Ball goes nowhere. Penalty Chiefs, Middle of the field, on their 30m line
Chiefs lineout on the Landers 10m line
SBW cuts through the line and offloads beautifully, big bawling charge to the line, but desperate Landers defence by Gear puts them out
lineout on the Landers 5m line
Huge huge tackle by Jamie on Robbie Robinson. Eaten. You'll see that on CGW (Fuck you by the way Mark Richardson)
Landers with a good passage of Hosea break, he's having a good game but no support from anyone.
Fuck me there are some yokel fuckers here tonight. Did they just drive around Gore with a bring the whole clan ticket deal?
AB Ben Smith is keen to take it quickly, runs it up hard, Landers on the 10m line.
I'll say it now, the Ref is having a bit of a shit game. Scrum to the landers finally after a lot of Chiefs off their feet.
Music is playing, Michael Woodhouse will be unimpressed.
We've decided that Jason Rutledge is probably gay (he just looks like a bear), and wood giv eyou the roughest gay sex experience of your life. (any reference to Jason Rutledge is in relation to a fictional character and should not be taken as a reference to any real person named the same.
Pen to the Landers, and they get up to 9 - 10. Talk about fucking grinding it back.
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Really DJ? Really?
Tighthead to the Landers, they either like Carly Rae, or they were angered by it. Either way it worked.
Having your facebook account open while you're at the rugby is really weird. and distracting when you're suposed to be blogging.
Landers are depriving the Chiefs of ball, but shit they look threatening when they get it.
Robbie Robinson on the business end of some quick hands. Try time.
All that hard grind by the Landers undone by the Chiefs holding the ball for 2min
9- 15 kick to come from One Ball
Off the right, score stays
Liam Messam makes a fucking meal of a very high ball from Ben Smith, scrum to the Landers, 35m out. 15sec to play
Chiefs very illegally strip the ball from the Landers runner, Chiefs back on attack with time up on the clock.. And the Chiefs get a penalty, very kickable with time up.
One Ball should slot this, taking the score to 9-18 at Half time.
Half time it is, 9 -18