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The Green Finger - 17

by Dominic Szeker | 1:13 am, 26/07/2010

For most of human history, it was likely that you would live and die a stone’s throw from the place you were born. You would kill your dearest for a mule and ladies would spread their legs quicker than Courtney Love if you had a pony.


The Green Finger - 16

by Dominic Szeker | 3:14 am, 20/07/2010

Gerry Brownlee recently gave the Brazilian oil giant Petrobras exploration rights to the Raukumara Basin, just off the coast of the North Island. Apparently this decision is motivated by economic growth for all New Zealanders.


The Green Finger - 15

by Dominic Szeker | 11:28 pm, 11/07/2010

Welcome back team. I hope you had a marvelous holiday. Like a few of you I was stuck in the library, trying desperately to pull together one of these dissertation thingies.


The Green Finger - 14

by J.R Holmes | 10:09 pm, 11/07/2010

Three Strikes.New Zealand took a new direction on May 25. I have to admit that I have less than no respect for the ACT Party and its policies. But, along with MPs from all parties, I do not dispute the intentions of David Garrett; I just want to respectfully disagree with his legislation.


The Green Finger - 13

by J.R Holmes | 8:02 pm, 11/07/2010

The idea that you can fly around the world and offset your carbon emissions by buying trees is really quite lazy, short-sighted, narcissistic, and retarded.


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The Green Finger - 09

by J.R and B.G Holmes | 12:58 pm 11/07/2010

The National Government Review This review is done in the style of the rental star rating system that is currently being launched.


Insulation: This house is very well insulated. The fat-cats of Cabinet line the walls and ceiling nicely for a good thick blanket of warmth. None of this warmth gets out. 5/5.

Heating: The heat pumps are fantastic. Plenty of moist, hot air. 3/5.

Water / Heating: The water pipes are all old and shonky; as no one can get to them to fix them, the landlord will not agree to begin the process. The water heating system is in similar condition, with no one admitting that it needs a sustainability upgrade. -5/5.

Windows: Due to all of the moist, hot air, the windows are all foggy and no one can see in. There is no transparency. Consequently, no one can see out. No one in this house knows what is going on outside, and nor do they care. -5/5.

Foundations: These are dangerously shaky as they were installed in four non-uniform parts. Upgrades are needed, but the mail informing the householders of this never gets opened. -5/5.

Flooring: It is old and creaky and when the occupants take steps to move, they risk falling through. -4/5.

Section: This is slippery in places. There is no garden, and the land is slowly being poisoned so that nothing will grow there. The mine in the top right corner of the section threatens the stability of the whole street. There are piles of rubbish everywhere waiting for the mine-shaft to become un-occupied. -5/5.

Electrics: As with the water system, these need an upgrade, but the old ways are prevailing as the landlord is always in Australia. -4/5.

Construction: There are a few minor leaks. -1/5.

Placement: This house is the tallest in the street and towers over the other houses, blocking their sunlight. FYI: the landlord issued a demolition order to Canterbury House over water disputes. -5/5.

Bedrooms (4): One is large, square, ugly and ornate. One is splitting down the middle and in danger of falling in on itself, bringing the house down. One is tiny. The fourth is like a marae, but the allowance of tenants to enter with their shoes on has worn down the carpet. -5/5.

Overall Rating: -5/5. Dangerous and should be condemned.

 

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